me nd my cougar gf
me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®

(Source: youngpreciosa)


psyducked:

taking a chance and making a move

psyducked:

taking a chance and making a move

(Source: juliancuntablancas)


clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine



lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place


crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen


(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)


shitthesignssay:

"Aries as a child"

shitthesignssay:

"Aries as a child"


(Source: s-gellar)


(Source: yikity-yak)


(Source: silumia)



(Source: memewhore)


Money can buy

ragingpeacock:

  • Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)
  • Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)
  • Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)
  • Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)
  • Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)

iunno that seems a lot like happiness